So, I’ve never really committed to anything of this sort seriously. I usually just do what I need to do to get by; however, recently I’ve started taking more and more interest in the political shapings and foul ups of our nation and I’m shocked and appalled.
Let’s start with the Disclaimer “You’ve Been Warned” this is a political rant. Understand that my views are often times different from other people’s, which I understand. So, with that being said…..let the games begin.
At what point and time did Congress, as a body, sprout a giant vagina? I mean I understand that there are quite a few women in seats of either the House or Senate, but honestly…the majority are men. As a man I would like to respectfully request that all Senate and House members who are men to shut straight the fuck up. You don’t have a vagina, you have no idea what a woman goes through and you’ve no right to talk about what you don’t own. It’s a woman’s right to choose. It should HAVE ALWAYS BEEN THUSLY! I mean if we want to throw the Bible into this, fine, but then rape also equals marriage. That would mean that a serial rapist would have married multiple times, therefore violating another law, besides the rape, of bigomy! So, rule 1) If you don’t have a vagina shut the fuck up about what you think rape is akin to, or how the body has a defense against rape. I can’t believe you idiots got elected.
Alright, here we go. If you’re part of a political party on either side, you’re wrong. The fact of the matter is that both sides are broken beyond repair. One side says tax people and the other says don’t tax folks. One side says gun control, the other says don’t. The truth is that with this much opposition you start to do things to spite one another as opposed to coming to a compromise which would ultimately solve all the problems. I mean lets face it, if you spend half as much time in finding a resolution that satisfies the issue as you do in undermining one another you might actually get something accomplished. So, quit bickering like children before I turn this country around and take us all home… AND NO ICE CREAM!
Now, as for taxation…nothing in this world is free, save for oxygen, and I believe it’s still free because no one has found a way to charge for it yet (unless it’s an O2 bar). Nothing in life is free, therefore you must pay for everything. However, there are budget cuts that can be made. One of the things that the current administration did, which I agreed with, was to put a pay freeze on everyone. I liked this, now let’s take it one step further. I believe that it’s very difficult for someone who makes 6 figures a year to associate with someone who makes less. I think that someone who makes 250,000 a year cannot truly grasp the struggle of someone who makes 40,000 a year. Therefore I propose that all elected officials make no more than the average medium income. I’m okay with them getting paid this amount for life, but I cannot support paying 150k for the rest of their life. I mean you’re an elected official it’s a privilege and an honor to represent your fellow Americans. Also, look at the perks you get. I mean, this is ridiculous.
I’ve spent most of my energy for now. However, I’ve got more to go through. So, stay tuned and I’ll pundit kick the crap out of the entire system. Don’t get upset at me for my ideas…like I said, “You’ve Been Warned.”