Kick the tires and light the fires

I’ve always loved that line. The movie, Top Gun, seems to be at the top of everyone’s favorite movies list. It has action, romance, drama, and yadda yadda…whatever. It was a good movie, but nothing I go all stupid-melty over. It did have some great lines in it, and the title to this blog entry is one of them. That being said, let’s begin.

First I’d like to say, “You’ve been warned.” I’m prone to offend people by just being me, don’t take it personally. If you do take it personally, you’ve been warned. If you’re offended by open mindedness (is that even a word?), adult content (sometimes, this ain’t porn after all), and the idea that no matter what your teacher taught you we’re ALL friggin’ special not just your macaroni art making ass, then you’ve been warned.

I’m a nice guy really. Well, most of the time…yeah, that’ll work…MOST of the time I’m a nice guy, and if you’ve read this far then I think you’ll make it through the twisted, dark, and sometimes funny, curvuture that is the random ramblings of my addled, thanks to stress, mind.

Sit back, relax and please keep your hands and feet inside the car at all times, unless you like the idea of being an amputee. You’ve been warned.